People who knew better (and some that just suck).
Sayonara Scripti X
He propositioned us for sex.
eagleeverlasting, fare thee well
You've earned a place in the part of hell
Reserved for those who fake their deaths
And cause a great big sordid mess.
Lady of Ghona, who was your "sister."
Is gone now, too. (And we don't miss her.)
So long to newpics2004,
Spammers here are shown the door.
The virus you attached was pretty fierce,
Whatcha got against Tamora Pierce?
But a fitting revenge we did exact;
Ezboard agreed, your game was whack.
Rest In Peace alanna go girl.
Your grammar made us want to hurl.
You spoke in chatspeak so degenerate
We wondered if you were even literate.
So you can imagine our relief to know
You were a harmless (yet annoying) troll.
And in the frantic search that followed
Accusations flew that were later swallowed
In every direction, fingers did point
Noses were twisted out of joint
Lots of panties were in lots of wads
So when it ended, we thanked the gods.
And when all was solved and said and done
We learned that viking was the one
And Lioness Fury was in on it too
They caused a respectable hullaballoo.
But they'll remain (despite these jeers)
Short a set of lovely ears.
Don't laugh too hard. You could be next. *waves threat of bad poetry menacingly*